Some things are better left unsaid.

This is Bob from home.
This is a sex store that had more devices than one could imagine and things we had to ask about. The staff was very knowledgeable and friendly. I didn't realize elctrcal current could be used in so many ways. The pic on the left is not christmas tree and weighed 12 pounds. I'll let you figure out what it's for. No christmas gifts were purchased here.