With the Tour one day away we now have acouple title contenders knocked out with doping scandals.
How do we solve the drug problem? Lets send in Carrie Nation and have here clean house. Screw Dick Pound and the UCI.

Maybe we'll have an All American podium?

But the pundits will say "So and so wasn't there"

Now the real kicker. The whiny little bitch David Millar thinks "It's fantastic". Hmmm,this comes from a self confessed doper. Who says "he's misunderstood" and is going to prove you can race clean.

Oh well. A young mans dreams are an old mans scars.